No, no, look, you were...you were just a turd out there, you know? You couldn’t kick, and you couldn’t run, you know? You were just a turd.
10 x Slick is a lot of slick
im so fucking done! my mom makes me feel like the most hated person on earth. obviously im a harder worker than her because all she does is sit on her ass all damn day and watches lifetime or som bull shit movie net work and cook diner. she doesnt take out the trash, i do. she doesnt wash the…
If you are ever bored, go though a pre-teen’s blog. It will really put things into perspective.
In the absence of Sherlock inspiration and still stuck in a massive art block, I decided to finally start watching GoT. Let’s just say that after watching all two seasons in one weekend, I’m thoroughly surprised I can hate so many characters in a series and still be interested in the show…
Arya’s by far one of the only characters I like—nay, love.
Joffery, she’s going to kill you one day. I can feel it in my bones.
I’m 100% sure your bones are wrong.
(via fyeahgameofthronesart)
Chandler dances on Iron Man
Touche of the Day: Mrs. Doubtfire’s Dress vs. Kim Kardashian’s Dress
Comedian Robin Williams chimed in on Kim Kardashian’s custom-designed Riccardo Tisci evening gown by comparing it to the floral dress he wore in the 1993 comedy film Mrs. Doubtfire. The socialite’s attire became quite a hit during Monday’s Met Gala, spawning a series of photoshopped images poking fun at the reality star’s “sofa slipcover”-like dress.
Meanwhile in London of the Day: Bluth’s Banana Stand is Going On Tour
To promote the upcoming season premiere of Arrested Development on May 26th, Netflix has launched a pop-up shop tour of Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand, which will serve up real frozen bananas and photo ops with cast members in various locations across Great Britain and the United States, starting with London (as seen in the picture) this week and a few more pit stops in New York and Los Angeles in the following week. Is there any money in it? Perhaps you should find out!
